technical team over at Consolidated Guillotines tapped Neila, their
intern, to test out this new remote controlled guillotine.
Neila protested a bit at first but eventually let herself be latched
into their sleek new machine. She did point out it probably
violated some portion of the fair employment act but being a loyal
employee agreed to the test. The team asked her to put on a
rather revealing outfit and explained with a snicker that it was
er...very blood resistant. Neila was again skeptical but relented
just the same. Neila was ready and the team up in the control
room was all set. The team leader came over the loud speaker
starting a countdown from 10..."9..8...7..6...5...4...3.." when
Neila barked out from the test chamber "Wait!...I changed my mi...."
but, as she was speaking, the voice on the speaker continued the
countdown "2...1...Release!" and with a hydraulically
powered 'swish' and a thud the blade came down and cut Neila off mid
sentence. Below are stills from the test chambers cameras.
The test was considered
a resounding success and the team set out to interview for a new
intern..any of you interested in the job? If so send your resume
to the team leader at: firstname.lastname@example.org .
The blade falls............
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